i got asked some questions...
Q.What's the most amount of sand you've ever had in your swimming trunks?
A. gallons. no lie
Q.The hair from your last haircut ... what would it say about your new style?
A. "you asked for Brooke Davis' haircut. WHAT?" considering my last was a razored short on top and long underneath mess of coolness, preppy layers and waves are nauseating to it
Q.Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?
A. the males come a knockin.
Q.When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?
A. no i worry about the fact water is touching my eyeballs
Q. You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?
A. both me and my dad have a problem with eating and drinking after other people. and just to freak him out id probably make sure there's noticeably some of my saliva on it.
Q. How do you pronounce the 'g' in bologna?
A. i believe its supposed to be a guh but we americans pronounce it a nee
Q. Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?
A. plastic ware? that was a stupid question.
Q. Create a tagline for a new line of plastic bedsheets.
A. "pee in bed? this will make sure it runs off the bed and onto your floor. unless you pajamas soak it up. better sleep naked."
Q. Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?
A. probably not.
Q. Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?
A. probably pretty damn easy, what the heck do dandelions smell like? do they even smell?
Q. What kind of tape is best for creating a sculpture?
A. masking. manila not blue.
listening to: Too much by Pepper
